Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 07, 2008
December 06, 2008
December 08, 2008
Transcript:
Aid: He's here, sir. Bush: That one? Aid: He prefers THE one, sir. Bush: So, Barack, I guess you're wondering what my secret is! Barack Obama: Sir? Bush: You're wondering why I haven't aged much during my presidency - the way Carter and Clinton did! Well, here's the deal. I got two rules. First, don't sweat the small stuff! That's what staff is for. Second rule: don't sweat the big stuff! That's what history is for. And by the time history gets it right, you'll be dead. Like Lincoln and the other greats. Obama: Well, yes, I guess that's right, sir. Bush: Anyway, that's my secret. Obama: It's safe with me, sir.
Hey lefty freak-a-zoids, did you know that Obama doesn’t have an American Birth Certificate? That means the Democratic Party couldn’t find one suitable candidate out of a pool of 305 million people. 30.5x10^6:0 people of American citizenship can be elected in America as a Democrat.