Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 21, 2008

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Alex: Okay, Mr. Cavendish, just be yourself. Jeremy: Myself? Which self? Me before Lacey, or me after she changed my life forever? Alex: Jeremy Cavendish, how would you describe your friendship with Lacey Davenport? Jeremy: I guess I'd call it smoldering or steamy... take our second date, for instance. I didn't want to miss a minute of it... so I showed up early. Lacey: Jeremy! Jeremy: Hi, ho! Almost ready? ... Later, at the game, I surprised her with a nifty gift. Lacey: A Peignoir? Jeremy: The girl at Goodwill says it's one size fits all! Alex: Then what happened? Jeremy: She dumped me. Hold on, let me lose my composure on camera. Alex: That won't be necessary. Jeremy: No? You can punch it up in the edit? Good deal! Next question!