Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 05, 2009
January 04, 2009
January 06, 2009
Transcript:
Alex: You're Alice Schwartzman, right? I can't believe it - I finally tracked you down! I'm Alex Doonesbury. Pleased to meet you! I'm making a film about Lacey Davenport, the congresswoman who mistook you for her sister Pearl? What a story! Anyway, I'm submitting my film to Sundance, although everyone says Telluride is a better fit. Whichever, we're sure to be the toast of the town! Omigod, do you have anything to wear? Alice: Yeah, but it's in storage. Who are you really, ducks?
RobbyC says: Why oh why does Trudeau continue with this absolutely lame storyline? YAWN! No one cares about the dead Lacey Davenport. No one cares about Alice Schwartz. YAWN! Good night! you go off to bed.