Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 01, 2009

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Jeff: Now, those guys are irresistible! I think I have a business model! Cute, huh? Joanie: Um...we're thinking of getting a pet? Jeff: No, I'm thinking of starting a business - renting puppies to guys as chick magnets! Women can't resist stopping to pet 'em! A puppy makes a guy seem non-threatning and unafraid of commitment and responsibility. I could make a killing renting them out by the day! Joanie: What happens to the puppies when they grow up? Jeff: Grow up? Joanie: Right. When they're no longer cute? Jeff: Um...I'll release 'em back into the wild. Joanie: I like the responsibility part.