Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 29, 2009

Transcript:

Duke: How come everyone on K street is cleaning up but us? I need a new gig! Man: Duke? I only have a minute. Did you review my proposal to your government? Duke: Uh...yes. Yes, I did, excellency. Hold on, I spotted some problem in it... Man: How could there be a problem? Kyrgyzstan no longer wants to lease you an air base! Berzerkistan will! Simple as that! Duke: But what if Putin leans on you like he did on the Kyrgyzs? Man: Who cares? First of all, we don't need Russian energy...Secondly, we have many stolen nuclear weapons, and we're ready to use them! Duke: That's it! That part needs editing... Man: Why? Gotta run, another coup attempt...