Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 04, 2009

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Duke: Wish I could color-correct what I'm seeing... that's WAY too much vermillion! Don't you ever knock? Earl: Just got off the with President Bmzklfrpz, Pop. Usual problem with "traitors." Duke: Again? Who is it this time? Earl: The only minority left in Berzerkistan - the gays. They started out united. But their leaders couldn't agree on a color for their revolution. So now they have two. Duke: Two revolutions? Earl: Apricot and lavender. And who do you suppose is funding both groups? Duke: The gay community? Earl: You'd think, right? But it's president Bmzklfrpz himself! Can you guess why? Duke: Easier target acquisition? Earl: Yup! Color-coded traitors! Guy's not dumb.