Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 14, 2010

Transcript:

Toggle: Should help Mom with the dishes... Zzzz! Woman: Well, look at who it is. B.D.: Sorry I'm late - traffic. Woman: I'm afraid the boy has crashed - he was up all night cutting demos with the band. B.D.: What a work ethic that kid has! Woman: Didn't get it from me. The only thing I passed on to him was his heavy metal obsession. B.D.: You were a big fan? Woman: Are you kidding? I dropped out of school to follow Motley Crue on tour. I only left because I got knocked up. B.D.: Wait a minute... you mean, Toggle's dad is one of... Woman: Well, maybe. Maybe. It's not like I have hard proof or anything. Toggle: Wouldn't m-m-mind closure. Woman: Me, neither. But I could never get DNA swabs from their manager.