Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 16, 2010

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Jeff: Hmm... don't know this village... wonder if my legend precedes me. You want some of this, evildoers? How about this? Really? That's the best you got? Really? Voice: Spare us, Sorkh Razil! Jeff: Now, that's what I'm talking about! Man: Come quickly! He's on Level 9! He's not mortal! Voices: Sorkh Razil! Marry my daughter! No, mine! Jeff: No can do, dawgs... freedom is my mistress! Joanie: Jeff! That's unbelievable! Rick: To put it mildly... Jeff: Dad, do I ever call you out on your old football stories? "In Patukh, the legend of the Red Rascal grew. Valorous in battle... courageous in captivity... magnanimous in victory... even off the clock, the Red Rascal commanded awe... inspiring extraordinary gestures of respect."