Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 08, 2011
Transcript:
Roland: And in Berzerkistan today, embattled despot Trff Bmzklfrpz unleashed gunships on protesters outside his palace. Caught off guard once again President Obama scrambled to condemn the assault... and ordered the Pentagon to immediately establish a no-fly zone of the contested compound! Duke: Great night for a mission, eh, boys? Zipper: Yo, dude! Where's the bathroom?
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
We now return you to our regular scheduled programing, the 6 O’clock Carnage Report.
Sandfan almost 14 years ago
It’s that nasty looking tube at the rear of the aircraft, Zipper.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Radish, I thought your middle name was “the”
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
I’m having a technical problem here on GoComics: my avatar no longer appears, only an image placeholder tag. Some other people’s avatars also show the same thing, at least to me. The problem isn’t with my browser; the same thing happens in different browsers, on different computers. Any ideas about what’s going on, and how to fix it? Thanks.
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Loudspeakers blaring “The William Tell Overture”.
YatInExile almost 14 years ago
Why does this remind me of “Catch-22”? Especially the part where Yossarian discovers he doesn’t have his parachute?
YatInExile almost 14 years ago
@SCAATY_423: Your image may be too large to display as your avatar. You can edit your image to reduce its size or find a smaller version of the image.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Justice? Shouldn’t the speaker be blaring “Ride of the Valkyries”? Ooops, wrong war. Maybe it’s time for me to take my PTSD meds?
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
Justice, was that from “Kelly’s Heros”? I think in this case it’s more likely that the helicopter loudspeakers are playing the “Benny Hill Show” theme.
Good to see that the Rascal is in fine spirits.
SCAATY, I only see your name with a red X. The only thing you can do is upload your avatar picture again.
Chrisnp almost 14 years ago
A number of us who had no previous problems with our avs now do. I just deleted mine and will try again in a couple days.
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
Thanks, jmd4lsu. But the avatar still won’t display, even when I use an image smaller than I used for my previous avatar…and that won’t display now either. (For that matter, your avatar isn’t displaying for me.)
BTW, I’ve also tried different image file types: JPG, PNG, GIF — no joy. This is starting to bug me.
YatInExile almost 14 years ago
Yeah, I suspected this was happening because of larger images and I uploaded a large image to try to prove that. Now my old one won’t display no matter no small I reduce it.
E-mailing tech support….
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Nothing like flying into a newly-established NO-FLY ZONE to add danger, suspense and intrigue to what is already a suicide mission.
I’m guessing they didn’t get the memo, right?
But I love how they switched from one storyline to the next.
And now… The Adventures of Red Rascal and Purple Patsy!!!
wetidlerjr almost 14 years ago
Nothing to do with the strip but I still have my avatar !
peter0423 almost 14 years ago
It’s affecting some of us, but not all. It may have to do with making any change to your avatar, which causes no avatar image to display. I’ve asked GoComics tech support about this — I hope they respond.
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
I love my avatar. One of my niece’s (10 years old) pet rabbits pretending to be a flower while his buddy looks for him. It took me and my niece 4 tries to get the photo small enough to post.
Mythreesons almost 14 years ago
Someone posted recently that when a commenter changes his/her avatar, the new one doesn’t post and the old one is lost. Those of you who are having trouble, did you recently try to change? I’ve never gotten an avatar to post at all although many have tried to walk me through the procedure.
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Nem,,, Maybe it should be “Dance of the goons”? I guess the announcement of the no-fly-zone is to give them cover?
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
Jeff is one of Doonesbury’s most tiresome characters. Perhaps G.B. Trudeau could be serious, and we could have him die in this foolish venture.
I’d hate to do it to Rick & Joanie, but their son is a loser. Either kill him or hurt him so badly that he grows up.
There’s an interesting piece to write about this second generation of Doonesbury: Alex, Sam, Zipper, Jeff, Earl, Leo, & Melissa. Have I left out anyone?
Nemesys almost 14 years ago
Justice, I don’t think that the Obama announcement is part of the strategy… I think that it merely signifies that the Rascal is flying into a world full of hurt. There would be some justice if his chopper was shot down by the USAF, considering his own shooting down of a friendly chopper previously.
I doubt that anyone has yet clued into who my avatar is, but so far, it seems to be unaffected.
Potrzebie almost 14 years ago
Too bad GBT and others don’t understand what you need to do to make a no-fly zone: Bomb radars and AA sites first, which then turns into an act of war, and then move hardware into nearby bases.
MiepR almost 14 years ago
the Obama announcement about the no-fly zone is an eerie coincidence…Trudeau doesn’t write these strips on the fly; it’s done in advance.
I appear to still have my avatar. I haven’t changed it in months.
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
Do any of Zipper’s teachers know (or even care) that he’s absent?
Dragoncat almost 14 years ago
If those two actually pull this off, would this make them war heroes?
MatureCanadian almost 14 years ago
Dragoncat, yes, but for the wrong side?
Lewreader, wrong war, they don’t give blow-by-blow on the news any more. Mores the pity. Got us out of Vietnam last time.
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
I agree, Mature Canadian.
Defective Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I seriously don’t know why people keep going on about their avatars. They’re so freaking small I can’t see ANY of them anyway! They’re meaningless blobs to me.
saw4fireguy almost 14 years ago
Funny how Obama ignores it when the Chinese jackboots kick butt: http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/subtle-success-china-s-jasmine-revolution_553824.html
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Nemesys, your avatar looks like a character from Westward Ho. Now I know you’re no “HO”, so, who is it?
Justice22 almost 14 years ago
Nemesys, your avatar looks like a character from Westward Ho. Now I know you’re no “HO”, so, who is it?
Dtroutma almost 14 years ago
Shouldn’t the CD for the loudspeakers now be “Shaharazad”?(sp.)
diggitt almost 14 years ago
BrianCrook, you’ve left out BD and Boopsie’s daughter., don’t remember her name.
revron almost 14 years ago
Well I agree with you all. But on what subject are we all on about?
revron almost 14 years ago
But hey what if Jeff didn’t hear the message about the no fly zone and he is going where no other plane will now go for fear of the US’ powerful air power?
W6BXQ, John almost 14 years ago
Avatar, shmavitar. Mine still works. LOL!
FriscoLou almost 14 years ago
Uh Oh, does anyone know the way to FUBAR City. Good thing Zip brought some extra underwear.
I got this a couple of weeks ago from Uclick support services. GoComics is FUBAR too.
However, my avatar accurately expresses my confusion over the Republican War on the Middle Class, and from the looks of things there’s a lot of other folks that feel the same way.
YatInExile almost 14 years ago
@GEE1A: Speak up, I can’t hear you.
BrianCrook almost 14 years ago
No, Diggitt, I mentioned her: Sam.
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Zipper’s new nickname is about to be “Damp and Stinky”…
It wasn’t after we got back from Vietnam and got out that many of us (still not all have got the memo) just how badly we were lied to and ripped off.
This modern warfare starts with severe controls/restrictions on information and news (like embedding), which has corrupted the news media.
Q: Why ever else would they have deliberately bombed Al Jazeera, when they knew just where they were?
A: They weren’t under the same controls.
Solution: BECOME the media.