Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 2011
May 02, 2011
May 04, 2011
Transcript:
Earl: What are you two doing on the floor? What's going on? Man: Someone just took a shot at me! Duke: It hit the lamp in the living room! Earl: Whoa... really? Man: And you call this a safe house! Duke: It was until you got here! Earl: The lamp's fine. The bulb just burned out. Duke: I heard gunfire! I'm certain of it! Man: Me, too! Earl: Okay, so the paranoia is backing up in here. I'm opening a window. Duke + Man: NO!!
I’m sure Franklin Graham will officiate, whichever side they lay Bush Jr. on.