Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 22, 2011
Transcript:
Mike: Hello? Mark: Mike? It's Mark... Mike: Mark? What time is it? Mark: Who knows? I haven't been able to sleep. I'm just so damn depressed... Half my friends are moving to New York to get married! It's never going to happen for me, Mike - I'll never find that one guy! Mike: Okay, so I'm going to put Kim on, mark. She's more up on gay stuff. Kim: Don't you dare.
Poor Mark. But if half his friends are moving, what about the other half? And if Mike hands the phone to Kim – he won’t be sleeping well.