Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 01, 2012
January 31, 2012
February 02, 2012
Transcript:
Mike: "Dear guys: given your long lead time, is it difficult to comment on the primaries? Best, Carl P., Atlanta." Mark: You bet it is, Carl! That's why we have a team of professional prognosticators on staff! Mike: A crack team! Mark: Even so, there's always a risk... Mike: So true, Mark! As good as we are, there are lots of unknowables! Mark: For instance, we have no idea if Perry won Florida. Mike: None. But we're going with it anyway! Fingers crossed!
Why don’t the Republicans throw in the towel and decide not to nominate anyone for President? No more political ads on TV, polls conducted by phone, or nationwide embarrassment that this was the best they could come up with – that would get the endorsement of most Americans!