Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 07, 2012
Transcript:
President: So we have a graduation rate as bad as for-profit colleges? Dean: Well, maybe not quite that bad... remember, for-profits take any warm body with federal aid. They're all about enrollment, not completion. And why not? Last year, tax-payers sent the failure factories $32 billion! President: What are you saying? We should turn pro? Dean: Aren't you tired of the rankings?
“For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.” —1 Timothy 6:10 KJV