Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 16, 2012
Transcript:
B.D.: He's usually wrong, but if Zonk's right, it's the end of football at Walden! Ray: Oh, man, I'm so sorry... B.D.: And it's not just the team that'll suffer, it'll be the whole community! No more rallies or tailgating or half-time shows... all that tradition will be wiped out if Walden goes public! Do online students riot and set fire to their own furniture? NO! Ray: Yeah, I'd miss that, man.
Nothing brings a student body together like a good riot.