Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 25, 2012

Transcript:

Jeff: The problem is I'm not feeling the writing thing... just the money thing. I'm dry, man. Totally tapped out! And if I don't produce a new manuscript soon I'll have to return the advance... which I've spent, of course. Zipper: Dude, you know what you should do? Jeff: What: Zipper: You should return to Afghanistan as the Red Rascal to protect Prince Harry! You stage an ambush and then swoop in, heroically scattering Harry's attackers! England rejoices, The Queen flied to Kabul to knight you! You return home covered in glory! Jeff: Hunh. Zipper: Now, that would be worth writing about! Jeff: You know, Zip, that's not such a crazy... Zipper: What? Sure it is! And dangerous! Dude, get a grip!