Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 17, 2013
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Transcript:
Pundit 1: The laziest president in our lifetime! Pundit 2: I respectfully disagree, Brian. I think he's the laziest in U.S. history! ...And we wouldn't be in this mess if he hadn't spent so much time in Hawaii! Cricket: What is Fox's problem, man? Obama only takes three weeks of vacation a year... Dubya averaged nine weeks when he was president! Zipper: Nine weeks a year? Seriously? The constitution allows that? Cricket: And that's not counting Camp David. Zipper: Wow... who knew the job could be so cushy? This changes everything! Cricket: Why, you thinking of running one day? Zipper: Why not? All you need is your... uh-oh. Cricket: Birth certificate? Zipper: I loaned it to a kid to buy beer... but who? Think, man!
We are talking nine weeks a month for Mr. Obama’s predecessor, right? Yes, I know that doesn’t work out, but Mr. Obama’s predecessor has a problem with basic math. And basic English. And basic a-whole-lot-of-things, really…