Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 15, 2013
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Transcript:
Toggle: Alex... I... I... make living w-w-with musicians. Some are w-w-women. What you worried about? Alex: What do you think? I'm worried that during the long hours working in the studio, Skye's music becomes part of you... Then you go on tour with her, and as the world falls under her spell, so do you, and I never hear from you again! Toggle: Wow. We... we doomed. Alex: You'd think. But one day, the band comes to Paris, where I've moved with the babies...
Jeez, I’m glad those days are over for me. Here’s a scenario when my wife was carrying our first one:Me: (coming in the door from work) “Hi, honey. How are you?”She: WAAAHHHH!!(I’m thinking, “Oh my Gawd, miscarriage”) “What’s wrong? What happened?”“You don’t love me anymore because I’m fat and ugly and pregnant.”“Aw, that’s not true. What made you think that?”“What you just said.”“Huh? I said ‘Hi, how are you.’”“Yeah, but it’s the WAY you said it!”