Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 08, 2013
October 07, 2013
October 09, 2013
Transcript:
Donald Trump: So people have been asking me, "Donald, shy are you having a major press event?" Fair question. And the answer is that people keep stopping me on the street saying, "Donald, we need you to take our country back from that Kenyan!" It's incredible! They've been begging me to use my unbelievable wealth to investigate the truth! It's crazy! Roland: How many people we talking here, sir? Donald Trump: Thousands! I'm mobbed! I can't even get a hot dog! It's incredible!
In other news, isn’t it nice and peaceful in here…?
Given That TEA Party has vanished from the record as Guard SGT before him (“Oceania had always been at war with Eurasia…”), my guess would be he was suspended for a week and then told to come back and play nicely. Obviously an impossible task.
I hereby open the sweepstake on when his next sockpuppet will first appear, and claim 5 November (Guy Fawkes night, good British date…) as my guess.