Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 24, 2014
Transcript:
Jeff: Who should I sign this to, dude? Man: You shall inscribe the book as follows... "For the Dark Lord Damon, whose dominion over realms both celestial and earthly puts to shame my own claims to mortal glory... With reverence and awe from your obedient servant, Red Rascal." Jeff: "For the Dark Douche: Thanks for the 25 bucks. R.R." Man: "P.S. I bow before your prowess at Angry Birds."
This is what happens when you let Democrats out into the real world.