Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 29, 2014

“With a little help from my friends…”

A STAR is Born!

Flowers are how plants have SEX!!

Tirebiter’s been hanging with Pastis, I think ….

Good one.

I never heard of a red gardenia. Apparently, never did the writer of this: http://homeguides.sfgate.com/different-colors-gardenias-83459.html

I think that Gardenias are only white in color. Email the colorist at once!!

Gah! Best argument against drugs I’ve heard yet.

Oh, god… I remember this strip~

Ok, this reruns I can live with. Just as if old Zok was in Colorado without his nephew.

Or… “I stay dry with a little help from Depends…”

Oh, one of the 47%? Why don’t you take care of yourself, sponger, and stop mooching off of us? But that would require personal responsibility and you libs hate that, don’t you?

@dukedougBooze is more effective than flowers.

@ragarmsSarcasm

I so do remember this particular strip. I love Zonker’s plants. He loves them. They are his children. And they love him. Despite being so seedy. .

@ragarmsThe first interaction you and I had was my criticizing you when I failed to detect the sarcasm in your comment.Later, I apologized to you for my error.

Thank you, thank you. Now, for my next trick…I’m sorry I didn’t use the sarcasm font, but that guy just ticked me off with his “your friend in the White house” comment..And, no, N-G, he isn’t my friend, or anyone’s who isn’t doing moderately well. I did vote for him and to paraphrase a movie character, “He disappointed the s**t out of me.”