Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 23, 2014
June 22, 2014
June 24, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Say, Michael, did I ever tell you about my Great Uncle who fought in the American Revolution? Mike: No-- you had a colonist uncle? Zonker: Uh-huh! Ol' Uncle Nate Harris! He was a minuteman, and one of the great patriot leaders. Mike: Funny-- I've never heard of him... was he known in his day? Zonker; Are you kidding? For years, his bold, inflammatory statements were the talk of the thirteen colonies! Nate Harris: The crown is full of it! Wife: Please, Nate-- finish your dinner...
“…and get your manure crusted shoes off the table.”