Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 10, 2015
Transcript:
JJ: Mother? It's me, J.J. Joanie: J.J.! Where are you, honey? JJ: In Denver. I'm on my way home. Zeke and I are through. Joanie: Oh, dear. What did he do this time, dear? JJ: What did he do? Oh, nothing much. He only got stoned and burned down the house and nearly killed both of us! Joanie: That's not normal, dear. JJ: I know It's not, mother. You don't have to rub it in!
Why has he quit dating the comics?