Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 10, 2015

I would tell Duke to finish him off, but I know that in the future, Zeke inadvertently rescues Mike from J.J.

Yeah, but JJ gets stuck with Zeke — I’d say keep shooting, Duke!

and MO

I think he’s already leaked. Time to change the underwear.

Yes, I’ll take an Arrogant Bastard.

“Yeah, yeah, a brewski would be great, man. And can you call an ambulance? But get the beer first, man.”

“Don’t give him a beer, Duke … he might leak.”As the old joke goes, “Skeleton walks into a bar. Says to bartender, ‘Gimme a beer and a mop!’”

Classic Duke…

Does this mean Brenner is off the hook for declaring him dead, giving away his stuff at the will-reading, and setting his barn on fire?

Bruno – all reports and investigations place the blame squarely on Michael Brown. I know it’s not what you wanted to hear but it’s the truth, so please get with it.

Definitely — but we are talking as a matter of principle, after all. Duke has enough of a reason to keep shooting, even without that. :)

Sure, because 140 feet away he was pumping himself up for a fatal attack.

don’t forget Zeke looks like a raccoon what with his hat pulled down and his ponytail.

An honest mistake, if you ask me.

Now … beer me!