Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 01, 2015
April 30, 2015
May 02, 2015
Transcript:
Duke: And watch for flares, okay? I don't trust this engine! Honey: Yes, sir. What about the soup I made you? Don't you want it? Duke: What for? I'll only be gone for 20 minutes. Honey: Not if the engine conks out, you won't. Pleas, sir, I'll feel better if you take it! Duke: No time, Honey, I'm late! Cast off the line! Honey: Give Mr. Diaz my regards, okay? And try to be courteous, sir. He's our first client and we have to cultivate him! Duke: The line, dammit, the line! Honey: And get a receipt! We might need it for the tax boys!
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Duke really misses the competence of MacArthur right now.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 9 years ago
Is this where Rusty Nail Charters starts it’s three-hour tour of the Falklands?
Bikebrains over 9 years ago
Just like a woman, can’t live with them, can’t live without them!
cripplious over 9 years ago
Not yet. He gets busted by the Coast Guard
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
Honey reminds me of the ancient secretary (well, she was ten years older than I was) that I had in the good old typewriter days. She transcribed my dictation (before we all got computers and had to write our own notes). ONE mistake, and she had to do the whole page over! She was slow enough as was.
DeeBeeS over 9 years ago
Bikebrains,
I prefer the line from “True Lies”:
“Women, you can’t live with them, and you can’t kill them!”
Thomas R. Williams over 9 years ago
Wasn’t Trudeau punching down at women and foreigners here?
Kip W over 9 years ago
But this is how she usually delivers her lines.
dliley over 9 years ago
Vintage Honey.
barister over 9 years ago
Poor Duke, someone actually gives a damn. Now that’s a novelty.