Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 19, 2015
May 18, 2015
May 20, 2015
Transcript:
Woman: Name? Zonker: Harris, Zonker. Woman: Which companies are you interested in interviewing with? Zonker: Depends. What have you got? Woman: Mr. Harris, there are over 200 companies recruiting on campus. What are your general areas of interest? Zonker: Aerodynamics. Designer jeans. Roofing supplies. That sort of thing. Woman: What sort of thing? Zonker: You know, liquidity. Point-of-sale. Margin accounts. Fast lane. Mike: Careful, Zonk. You'll peak before the interviews.
He does get offered a lucrative job opportunity but bales.