Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 09, 2015

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Duke: ...and you weren't sent here by the feds to track me down? Dick: Heavens, no. I'm just a tourist visiting the island. Duke: Tourist, huh? Then what were you doing sneaking around the dunes? Dick: By avocation, I'm a birdwatcher, sir. Birding requires stealth. Duke: I don't get it, gramps. What's a bird-watcher doing in the middle of a war zone? Dick: War zone? My dear boy, this is the island of Matagorda, off of Texas! Duke: Texas? Honey: America, sir! Our ordeal is over! Dick: Not necessarily. There may not be enough room in the boat.