Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 01, 2015
July 31, 2015
August 02, 2015
Transcript:
Honey: I just don't think we should ignore his grades, sir... Duke: Dean Honey, trust me on this one. Zonker has many compensating qualities! Besides, when I founded The Baby Doc College of Physicians, I made a commitment to offer the finest in off-shore education to anyone with $12,000! I can't renege on that commitment, Dean Honey. This college's open admissions policy has a proud tradition that goes all the way back to... to... Honey: Last Thursday. Duke: Right. By the way, has that shipment of ivy shown up yet?
Pretty soon, no one will be able to tell Baby Doc apart from Harvard Medical School.