Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2015
September 23, 2015
September 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: Do you, Alice, take Elmont, to have and to hold. Elmont: I resent the tone of that question, Senator! I won't dignify it with an answer! Not until all our boys are home, or at least holding confirmed space! Until then, Bitburg will be seared, like Alpo, in our memories! Rev. Sloan: ... through sickness and health." Alice: What do you mean? What are you driving at? Elmont: Hi, I'm back. I brought presents for all.
I once officiated a marriage. All it required was 5 signatures: the bride, the groom, 2 witnesses and me, the officiant. No vows were exchanged.