Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 05, 2015
Transcript:
Marcia: Mike: You have a moment? Mike: Sure, Marcia, what's up? Marcia: I just wanted to let you know that since I'm having a formal singularity ceremony, and it's, you know, a pretty important occasion, that I've... I've... Oh, god, this is so embarrassing to have to tell you myself... Mike: C'mon, now, spit it out. Marcia: I've registered a china pattern at Bloomingdales. Mike: 'Nuff said, I'll spread the word.
I am SO glad I stayed single. And never had children.Not necessarily in that order.