Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 25, 2016

Transcript:

Zonker: Dean Honey? It's me, Zonker. Honey: Oh, sir! You've come... Zonker: Of course I've come. How are you holding up, friend? Honey: To be honest, sir, not so well. Have you ever had an affair of the heart, sir, where after years of denial and loving from afar the doors of passion were finally flung open, only to have your lover cruelly snatched away by the fates? Zonker: Um... well, let me see. Honey: Me neither. But we came that close!