Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 04, 2016
Transcript:
Honey: But why, sir? Why would anyone want to do this to Duke? Curtis: Well, he must have offended a priest from one of the local bizango secret societies. Who knows what the old boy did? Zombification is capital punishment in voodoun society. Maybe he was caught messing with the wrong local talent. Honey: Duke? Dating around? Curtis: It happens, Dean Honey. Honey: I'll kill him. Curtis: That could be a tad redundant, Honey.
Besides being stupid and boring.