Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 14, 2016
May 13, 2016
May 15, 2016
Transcript:
The 4:05 A.M. Yankee Clipper. Mike: One-way. Engineer: Uh... to where? Mike: I don't care. Anytown. Engineer: Anytown? You want a ticket to Anytown? You must be a guy with dead-end dreams. It's an old story, when you get to Anytown, odds are you'll shuffle down Lonesome Road and check into Heartbreak Hotel, right, kid? Mike: Are you making fun of me? Engineer: Naw. Just trying to get your mind off your haircut.
Why doesn’t he just wear a hat if he hates that haircut so much?