Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 14, 2016

I see someone is looking for a better paying job in the private sector.

I wonder who fixed this up in advance?

The government should own most stock with the remainderdistributed among the workers.

Never ascribe to conspiracy what can just as easily be ascribed to stupidity.This doesn’t work as easily with luck or genius.Much less likely.

Can’t spell “Dumbarton” without “dumb”.

If I see some cash, I’ll be certain that it is a coincidence.

Hey, if we didn’t have this overgrown Big Government, with all those bureaucrat-infested agencies like the SEC, the FDA, the FAA, the CDC, etc., the Free Market would handle all this, and good citizens like Boesky could carry out their socially beneficent works in peace. Once people started dying from contaminated food and medicine, the Free Market would adjust by putting the malefactors out of business as those canny consumers started voting with their dollars. (Uh, wait a minute, what was in that stuff I was smoking?)

Good thing…Slackmeyer was about to start singing “Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door”.

The “coincidence without proof” sounds a lot like the Clinton Foundation contributions which timed so fortuitously with favorable decisions by the Department of State.

Pass Go, and collect another $200,000,000 dollars.

They don’t mind the regulations, they mind it only if enforced.

Yep, that is always Hillary’s excuse…