Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 15, 2016
September 14, 2016
September 16, 2016
Transcript:
Queen Nefertiti: O, Ra, Almighty One, cast the light of thy magnificence on the face of thy servant, we beseech thee! Boopshepsut! Why do you not kneel in obedience to Ra, the giver of all life? Boopshepsut: I... I don't worship the sun anymore, Majesty. Queen Nefertiti: You what? Boopshepsut: Ra dries out the skin. Boopsie: Even then, I knew to take care of myself. B.D.: Boopsie, is your bathing suit too tight?
There is no god, devil, heaven or hell. The great Holy Spaghetti Monster has decreed it be so.