Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 11, 2016
October 10, 2016
October 12, 2016
Transcript:
Roland: March 31, 1987-- I am knocked senseless by the president's attempt to hold two thoughts simultaneously. When I awake, something catches my eye. Why... it's a press tag! Alarmed, I glance about. Gasp! I have found the remains of Ed Granger, the respected A.P. reporter who disappeared during the 1966 gubernatorial race! I bury him in the inner ear. I'm not much good with words, Lord...
If one could get in that human stain’s brain, one would only find three things: sex, money and himself. No interest in anything else on the planet. But the rubes just know he’s looking out for them.