Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 07, 2016

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Warden: Phil? I'm having trouble with some of your demands, particularly the satellite feed! Slackmeyer: Try harder, Warden! Without a full telecommunications capability, I can't compete in this market! A lot of inmate portfolios I'm managing will go right down the toilet! Warden: I see. How about mine? Slackmeyer: Especially yours! I've been trading you on margin!