Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 27, 2018

Boopsie, you’re better than that.

You’re already in a relationship with a loudmouth, Boopsie – only this one’s going to still be with you in twenty years!

Yep, nothing but class.

The next major, major blonde starlet available must have been Stormy Daniels.

I particularly like how Donald looks beneath the surface, to the real underlying person. Both here and in real life. And how he assumes that all the rest of us do, too.

Hahahaha, this strip never fails to make me laugh.

She wouldn’t be blond. Blonds (no ‘e’) are male. Blondes are female.

So who knew Trudeau was clairvoyant, and saw this coming close to 30 years ago??

Oh, if they only were howitzers…

Part of the problem: Women writing themselves into the script of the insane and predatory.

The best $130,000 can buy.

Better not, Boopsie. When Donnie says date, he doesn’t mean date.

Sorry, Trump, your daughter’s still off-limits.

Boop, trust me on this one…don’t waste your time.

How many mulligans do you get?

Those who can only attract bimbos will forever be jealous of those who attract truly beautiful women.

Don’t do it, Boopsie!!!