The brain is the best computer, however, I suspect his processor is a bit flaky. I’m thinking his RAM is corrupt as well. Perhaps a restart is necessary.
When I was running my ISP service I had a lady call me up one day and wanted to know how much an email address was. When I tried to explain to her how much a dial-up account was then included an email address she told me she didn’t have a computer but simply wanted an email address. I asked her how was she going to get her emails she asked, “can’t you print them out and mail them to me”. I told her that we did not provide that service but maybe one on the other ISP’s did.
These two are the result of the ‘brilliant’ decision to close all the mental hospitals rather then reform them. Their lame excuse was, ‘we have wonderful drugs that the mentally ill will take and we can reinsert them into society’. Well guess what, mentally ill people don’t care for the side effects of those drugs.
BE THIS GUY about 4 years ago
Does he have an AOL or CompuServe account?
monkeysky about 4 years ago
Checking email without a computer? El was decades ahead of his time.
kaffekup about 4 years ago
Reminds me of a Homer Simpson line I always loved:
“Hey, they got the Internet on computers now!”
PleaseStay6PixelsAway about 4 years ago
I can’t wait to get one of those computer interface chips in my head. It will be All Internet, All the Time. (Bring on the cute kitten videos.)
VegaAlopex about 4 years ago
Is there a subtile message that we depend too much on the internet?
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
The brain is the best computer, however, I suspect his processor is a bit flaky. I’m thinking his RAM is corrupt as well. Perhaps a restart is necessary.
Verna Savor about 4 years ago
He was well ahead of his time.
tkcoker about 4 years ago
When I was running my ISP service I had a lady call me up one day and wanted to know how much an email address was. When I tried to explain to her how much a dial-up account was then included an email address she told me she didn’t have a computer but simply wanted an email address. I asked her how was she going to get her emails she asked, “can’t you print them out and mail them to me”. I told her that we did not provide that service but maybe one on the other ISP’s did.
RonaldByrd about 4 years ago
Mental illness sure is a hoot…
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
“I don’t think science knows.”
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 4 years ago
These two are the result of the ‘brilliant’ decision to close all the mental hospitals rather then reform them. Their lame excuse was, ‘we have wonderful drugs that the mentally ill will take and we can reinsert them into society’. Well guess what, mentally ill people don’t care for the side effects of those drugs.
Troglodyte about 4 years ago
Be careful with that “Reply All” button, Elmont!
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member about 4 years ago
I myself get the internet on my teeth. It can get a little confusing during cleaning by the hygienist.
txmystic about 4 years ago
I was going to say give me some of whatever he’s on, but this trip is way too close to my reality…
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 4 years ago
Free: Mind-Wi, with NoTooths.
prrdh about 4 years ago
Some people pick up radio broadcasts. Others, wi-fi bitstreams.
RonaldByrd about 4 years ago
So it’ll be at least another week before we get back to “Nothing but Orphans,” then. Okay.