Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 2022

Give me a pair of Chuck Taylors.

Be like Mike.

Hey, I could use a pair of size 9’s!!!

I find it rather ironic that there was an Adidas ad on this page…

Michael Jordan was better at advertising Hanes underwear.

I just hope that’s not made in sweatshops, too!!

I assume that’s Michael Jordan, not Katie Price. I had a dystopian vision there.

Mikee and Nike – what’s not to likee?

58,000+ Americans died trying unsuccessfully to prevent Marxism in Vietnam. And it died on its own.

I used to prefer Saucony, but I don’t think they have a Jordan statue, so I may have to reconsider.

I remember when Ronnie “Yellowmouth” Reagan killed the American shoe industry. He got well paid for it too.

Wow, five whole minutes!

They could probably make two pairs in that wasted time. /s

I buy what’s on sale. They’re going through water and dust and mud, right?

A whopping 5c per pair sold goes to the workers

Ouch! Just a fabric cog in a textile machine.

And they don’t have to be forced to; they Just Do It.

This is blatant discrimination against Scottie Pippen.

….I’m curious why shoe production isn’t just roboticized these days??

Should we guess that her cousin is the person in the second panel based on the haircut?

Also counts as lunch hour so eat fast