Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 16, 1996
Transcript:
Norman: Hi, I'd like to order a pizza, if you don't mind. What kind? I don't care. Whatever is easiest for you to make. Deliver it? Sure, that would be nice. I don't want to be any trouble, though. I could come get it, if you'd prefer! ... No, you tell me! Ralph: People who don't want to be any trouble are usually the most trouble!