Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 24, 1996
Transcript:
Principal: We stand by the results of the exam, Mr. Drabble. Patrick is not gifted. How can you say that?? Last week Patrick made a relief map of Eastern Europe for fun!! He does crossword puzzles in ink! His idol is Alex Trebek!! He can even explain the new baseball playoff system! Principal: With or without a slide rule?