Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 29, 1996

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TV: The first step in constructing our bookcase is to cut the wood... Always remember to follow the safety instructions before operating your table saw. Now, with the help of special effects, I will demonstrate what could happen if I were careless... Aaaaahhh!! My thumb!! Aaaaahh! Bob: PBS always gets more interesting during pledge drives!