Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 09, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: I got a lousy haircut again! Norman: If he doesn't cut your hair the way you want, why do you keep going to the same barber? Ralph: Because he doesn't speak English, so he doesn't try to talk to me! Oh, well... I guess you can't have everything! Norman: It's nice that you have your priorities!