Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 19, 1997

Transcript:

Ralph: Steinbauer! It's 3:00 am! Where are you going with a ladder? Steinbauer: Uhhhh... Ralph: I'll bet you were going to sabotage my Christmas lights, weren't you?? The judges are coming tomorrow, and you want to make sure I don't win! I know how your mind works! Steinbauer: And where were you going with your ladder? Ralph: Uhhhhh...