Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 20, 1997
Transcript:
June: Well, which one of you won the neighborhood decorating contest? Ralph: Neither of us! Joe Welsh won! June: Joe Welsh?? Ralph: The committee felt his display was simple, tasteful, and captured the true spirit of Christmas! Steinbauer: I always knew Welsh was sneaky! Ralph: At least my decorations received honorable mention! June: That says "horrible."