Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 23, 1997

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Ralph: All done, honeybunch! I finished the Christmas cards! June: So fast?? Ralph: I put them in the envelopes, addressed them and put stamps on them! June: Did you sign our names inside? Ralph: No, but I put a return address on the envelope! June: You didn't sign them??! Ralph: Hey, you can't have both speed and perfection!