Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 29, 1999
Transcript:
Patrick: Dad! What's with the dress?? Ralph: It's not a dress, it's a kilt! Lots of men in Scotland wear them! I wear it because I like it! It's very comfortable and very manly. June: Why don't you just admit that you put on a few pounds over Thanksgiving? Ralph: It's very comfortable, I tell you!