Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 21, 1999

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Kid: If you're the real Santa, where is your sleigh? Norman: My sleigh? Well... It's uh... Oh, phooey! I cannot carry on this charade any longer! I'm not the real Santa!! I'm a college student just trying to earn a few extra bucks for the holidays! I refuse to live a lie! Kids: Waaahh Ralph: "Finally, a job Norman can handle", I thought...