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Clerk: Why, hello, Mr. Drabble! What brings you here at midnight on Christmas Eve?
Ralph: Batteries! I need four D batteries!!
Clerk: Aisle two!
Ralph: Thank you, and ho ho ho!
Clerk: He'll be back later for tape!