Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 20, 2000
Transcript:
"Honeybunch, I invited No-neck over for Thanksgiving dinner" "You WHAT??" "No-neck and his wife recently separated, and he's been a little depressed." "I had an idea: Let's pretend that we're fighting! Then he might not feel so bad that he's single again!" "You invited an extra person for dinner and you're JUST NOW TELLING ME ABOUT IT??" "That sounds perfect, honeybunch! You should've been an actress!"